| No. | Item | Definition |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | A for effort. | Patronizing praise. |
| 2. | Actually… | Pedantic, petty correction. |
| 3. | Almost impressive. | Backhanded compliment. |
| 4. | And? | Demands relevance rudely. |
| 5. | As if. | Scornful disbelief. |
| 6. | Big deal. | Mocks something unimpressive. |
| 7. | Bless your heart. | A sugary put-down. |
| 8. | Blessed with confidence. | Mocks unwarranted self-belief. |
| 9. | Bold of you. | Sarcastic criticism. |
| 10. | Boo hoo. | Mocks someone’s distress. |
| 11. | Brave choice. | Backhanded comment on taste. |
| 12. | Calm down. | Patronizing command. |
| 13. | Congrats, I guess. | Reluctant, petty praise. |
| 14. | Convenient. | Suggests suspicious self-interest. |
| 15. | Cool story. | Sarcastically dismisses a story. |
| 16. | Cry me a river. | Mocks someone’s complaint. |
| 17. | Cute. | Condescending reaction. |
| 18. | Embarrassing. | Petty condemnation. |
| 19. | Figures. | Shows contemptuous expectation. |
| 20. | For future reference. | Condescending advice preface. |
| 21. | Get over yourself. | Stop acting self-important. |
| 22. | Good for you. | A smug, minimizing remark. |
| 23. | Good luck with that. | Doubts success sarcastically. |
| 24. | Good to know. | Dismissive acknowledgment. |
| 25. | Groundbreaking. | Sarcastically mocks banality. |
| 26. | Happy for you. | Can sound resentfully polite. |
| 27. | Hard pass. | Strong dismissive refusal. |
| 28. | Heaven forbid. | Sarcastic exaggeration. |
| 29. | Here we go again. | Annoyed, petty complaint. |
| 30. | How convenient. | Suggests self-serving timing. |
| 31. | How original. | Mocks lack of originality. |
| 32. | How petty. | A dismissive put-down. |
| 33. | How predictable. | Mocks lack of surprise. |
| 34. | I’ll pass. | Rejects with cool disdain. |
| 35. | I’ve had better. | Petty criticism of quality. |
| 36. | I’ve seen better. | Dismissive criticism. |
| 37. | I’ve seen worse. | Faint, petty approval. |
| 38. | If you say so. | Dismissive lack of respect. |
| 39. | Imagine that. | Sarcastic lack of surprise. |
| 40. | In your dreams. | Dismisses a desire mockingly. |
| 41. | Interesting choice. | Judges a decision snidely. |
| 42. | Jealous much? | Taunting accusation of envy. |
| 43. | Join the club. | Minimizes someone’s complaint. |
| 44. | Just saying. | Petty cover for criticism. |
| 45. | Keep dreaming. | Mocks unrealistic hopes. |
| 46. | Keep telling yourself that. | Mocks self-delusion. |
| 47. | Love that for you. | Often sarcastically approving. |
| 48. | Mad about it? | Taunts emotional reaction. |
| 49. | Makes sense. | Can sound cuttingly dismissive. |
| 50. | Maybe next time. | Soft but petty brush-off. |
| 51. | Mediocre at best. | Harshly dismissive judgment. |
| 52. | Must be nice. | Envious, belittling comment. |
| 53. | My heart bleeds for you. | Sarcastic fake sympathy. |
| 54. | Nice try. | Dismisses a weak attempt. |
| 55. | No offense, but… | Introduces a rude remark. |
| 56. | No thanks. | Curt rejection. |
| 57. | Nobody cares. | Harshly minimizes importance. |
| 58. | Not everyone can pull that off. | Backhanded style criticism. |
| 59. | Not exactly. | Pointed correction. |
| 60. | Not my problem. | Cold, dismissive response. |
| 61. | Not surprised. | Petty lack of sympathy. |
| 62. | Noted. | Cold, curt acknowledgment. |
| 63. | Of course you did. | Petty, unsurprised criticism. |
| 64. | Okay then. | Dismissive closure. |
| 65. | Please. | Scoffing dismissal. |
| 66. | Poor you. | Sarcastic fake sympathy. |
| 67. | Real classy. | Sarcastic criticism of behavior. |
| 68. | Riveting. | Sarcastically calls it boring. |
| 69. | Same old story. | Dismisses as repetitive. |
| 70. | So? | Minimizes importance. |
| 71. | Someone’s cranky. | Belittles irritation. |
| 72. | Sounds about right. | Snide confirmation. |
| 73. | Sure you did. | Accuses someone of lying. |
| 74. | Sure, Jan. | Sarcastic disbelief. |
| 75. | Technically… | Nitpicky correction opener. |
| 76. | Tell me something new. | Dismisses as obvious. |
| 77. | Thanks for nothing. | Bitterly dismisses help. |
| 78. | That’s cute. | Condescending dismissal. |
| 79. | That’s one way to do it. | Backhanded criticism. |
| 80. | That’s rich. | Hypocritical or ironic criticism. |
| 81. | There you go again. | Petty criticism of repetition. |
| 82. | Touchy, aren’t we? | Mocks emotional reaction. |
| 83. | Typical. | Dismissive criticism of pattern. |
| 84. | Underwhelming. | Flatly unimpressed. |
| 85. | Very on brand. | Snide comment on pattern. |
| 86. | Welcome to reality. | Condescending correction. |
| 87. | Well, obviously. | Condescending correction. |
| 88. | Well, that’s something. | Faint, dismissive reaction. |
| 89. | What a shock. | Sarcastically unsurprised. |
| 90. | What else is new? | Dismissive lack of surprise. |
| 91. | Whatever helps you sleep. | Snide disbelief or contempt. |
| 92. | Who asked? | Dismisses unwanted input. |
| 93. | With all due respect… | Polite preface to disrespect. |
| 94. | Yawn. | Shows bored contempt. |
| 95. | You do you. | Dismissive nonapproval. |
| 96. | You really wore that? | Petty fashion jab. |
| 97. | You tried. | Belittles effort. |
| 98. | You wish. | Taunting rejection. |
| 99. | You’re so sensitive. | Belittles hurt feelings. |
| 100. | Your point? | Dismisses an argument. |