100 Eloquent Insults for the Articulate

No.	Item	Definition
1.	What a boor.	A rude, ill-mannered person.
2.	What a cad.	A dishonorable, ungentlemanly man.
3.	You are a backbiter.	A malicious slanderer.
4.	You are a beast.	A cruel or disgusting person.
5.	You are a blackguard.	A scoundrelly, abusive man.
6.	You are a blockhead.	A stupid person.
7.	You are a bore.	A dull, tiresome person.
8.	You are a bounder.	An ill-bred, objectionable man.
9.	You are a brute.	A cruel, insensitive person.
10.	You are a buffoon.	A ridiculous, foolish person.
11.	You are a bully.	One who intimidates others.
12.	You are a busybody.	A meddling, intrusive person.
13.	You are a charlatan.	A fraud claiming expertise.
14.	You are a churl.	A rude, surly person.
15.	You are a clod.	A stupid, insensitive person.
16.	You are a clown.	A foolish, ridiculous person.
17.	You are a coward.	A person lacking courage.
18.	You are a cur.	A contemptible person.
19.	You are a dolt.	A stupid person.
20.	You are a dullard.	A slow-witted person.
21.	You are a dunce.	A slow or stupid person.
22.	You are a fool.	A very foolish person.
23.	You are a fraud.	A deceitful, fake person.
24.	You are a fussbudget.	An excessively fussy person.
25.	You are a glutton.	A person who overeats greedily.
26.	You are a humbug.	A pretender or deceiver.
27.	You are a hypocrite.	One whose conduct is false.
28.	You are a killjoy.	Someone who spoils enjoyment.
29.	You are a knave.	A dishonest, untrustworthy man.
30.	You are a liar.	A person who tells lies.
31.	You are a lout.	A rude, aggressive person.
32.	You are a martinet.	A strict, demanding disciplinarian.
33.	You are a milksop.	A weak, timid person.
34.	You are a milquetoast.	A timid, unassertive person.
35.	You are a miser.	A person hoarding money.
36.	You are a mountebank.	A boastful deceiver.
37.	You are a nincompoop.	A silly, foolish person.
38.	You are a nitwit.	A foolish or stupid person.
39.	You are a nuisance.	An annoying bother to others.
40.	You are a numbskull.	A very stupid person.
41.	You are a parasite.	One who exploits others.
42.	You are a pest.	A persistently annoying person.
43.	You are a philistine.	A smugly uncultured person.
44.	You are a poltroon.	A complete coward.
45.	You are a prig.	A smugly moralizing person.
46.	You are a scoundrel.	A dishonest, contemptible person.
47.	You are a shirker.	One who avoids duty.
48.	You are a simpleton.	A foolish, gullible person.
49.	You are a skinflint.	A miserly person.
50.	You are a sloven.	A habitually untidy person.
51.	You are a sluggard.	A habitually lazy person.
52.	You are a sneak.	A furtive, contemptible person.
53.	You are a snob.	A person with social pretensions.
54.	You are a termagant.	A harsh, overbearing person.
55.	You are a thief.	A person who steals.
56.	You are a toady.	A servile flatterer.
57.	You are a traitor.	One who betrays trust.
58.	You are a trial.	A severe test of patience.
59.	You are a turncoat.	A traitor to a cause.
60.	You are a tyrant.	A cruel, oppressive person.
61.	You are a windbag.	A pompous, talkative person.
62.	You are a yahoo.	A rude, uncouth person.
63.	You are absurd.	Ridiculously unreasonable or foolish.
64.	You are an ass.	A very foolish person.
65.	You are an idiot.	A very stupid person.
66.	You are an ignoramus.	An ignorant person.
67.	You are an oaf.	A clumsy, stupid person.
68.	You are childish.	Immature in an annoying way.
69.	You are coarse.	Crude and lacking refinement.
70.	You are contemptible.	Deserving scorn and disdain.
71.	You are dense.	Stupid or slow-witted.
72.	You are disagreeable.	Unpleasant in manner or nature.
73.	You are exasperating.	Extremely irritating and frustrating.
74.	You are foolish.	Lacking good sense.
75.	You are gauche.	Socially awkward and tactless.
76.	You are graceless.	Lacking tact, charm, or courtesy.
77.	You are impertinent.	Rudely disrespectful or impudent.
78.	You are impossible.	Too difficult to tolerate.
79.	You are insolent.	Boldly rude and disrespectful.
80.	You are insufferable.	Extremely unpleasant to endure.
81.	You are intolerable.	Impossible to put up with.
82.	You are laughable.	So foolish as to amuse.
83.	You are meddlesome.	Interfering in others’ affairs.
84.	You are obtuse.	Slow to understand things.
85.	You are odious.	Deeply offensive or hateful.
86.	You are petty.	Small-minded and trivial.
87.	You are pompous.	Self-important in an annoying way.
88.	You are preposterous.	Utterly absurd or ridiculous.
89.	You are ridiculous.	Deserving mockery or laughter.
90.	You are shallow.	Lacking depth or seriousness.
91.	You are shameless.	Lacking proper shame or decency.
92.	You are smug.	Annoyingly self-satisfied.
93.	You are spineless.	Lacking courage or backbone.
94.	You are tactless.	Lacking sensitivity or diplomacy.
95.	You are tedious.	Boring and too long-winded.
96.	You are tiresome.	Annoyingly dull or wearying.
97.	You are uncouth.	Lacking good manners or polish.
98.	You are vain.	Excessively proud of yourself.
99.	You are vulgar.	Lacking taste or refinement.
100.	You are witless.	Completely lacking intelligence.